Imagine if Breaking Bad was set in Canada or the UK or Australia. Walt discovers he has lung cancer, is promptly treated at no cost and discharged with no financial burden apart from $20 in subsidised prescriptions. The end.
hmm. it’s almost as if Breaking Bad might have been trying to say something. Who knows, though
ACCIDENTALLY GROWS REALLY ATTACHED TO A STORY I’LL NEVER WRITE
oh hey look a locket from when I was little!
i wonder whats inside i-
Just darker and darker…
So I drive by this house every day on my way to work and it is definitely the Skeleton War HQ
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three cats are competing in a race. there’s an american cat named “one two three”, a german cat named “ein zwei drei”, and a french cat named “un deux trois”. the cats all swim across a lake. the american cat finishes first, the german cat finishes second, but the french cat is nowhere to be found.
because the un deux trois quatre cinq
IM LAUGHING SO HARD AT THIS JOKE IF YOU DONT UNDERSTAND IT I FEEL SO BAD FOR YOU
European accents (and in general white people accents) are commonly perceived as attractive and endearing, while accents from basically any other part of the world are considered to be signs of laziness and disrespect and get routinely made fun of.
you don’t even have to name the movie. everyone already knows.
james and the giant peach
'It's me. It's me Peter, and I'm sorry.'
The Amazing Spider-Man 2 deleted scene
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watch the fat guy version of this video—where it’s a skinny guy turned fat and the girls meet up with him. it goes SO DIFFERENT. they actually talk about things other than his weight, and he even gets kissed.
You suck society
I’m the person who knows their Hogwarts house but not their blood type
I know mine. it’s
THIS IS LITERALLY THE BEST THING I HAVE SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFETIME
Cas read Dean smut and liked it
i’m also going to laugh at the name title over dean saying he was in full frontal